ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

THE WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS IS OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE I WORK AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE NO RULES WE MIGHT KILL YOU

askthesassyangelcastiel:

askthesassyangelcastiel:

askthesassyangelcastiel:

askthesassyangelcastiel:

15 minutes until Halloween

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10 minutes til Halloween 

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5 minutes til Halloween 

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It is time

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viewovermerryton:

elysethegorgonqueen:

mooseham:

its-a-dinosaur:

displacednoble:

deedeecontroversy:

justwantobehere:

intheindigo:

akfangirlindisguise:

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

I live in Alaska and this exists. Trust me. It exists.

I thought this was one of the optical illusion camera trick thingies. 

I saw one when I was canoeing it was amazing, they are really this huge.:)

They’re like North America’s version of elephants @_____@

((true story, living in the country in Alberta I was late for school on multiple occasions because you do not leave the house when moose are hanging around the car. These guys average to 7 feet tall at the shoulder, that’s not including the antlers, 10 feet long and have an antler span of 6 feet. Average males weigh between 840 -1540 pounds.

You do not fuck with the giant deer. You drive slow at night because if you hit one of these with your car, you will die and it might walk away.

You don’t fuck with deer Hulk.))

Yup, we were headed north for some camp fun, looked out the car window and all I saw were legs.

when i see a moose i reblog a moose

Dude when I visited Canada when I was 17 I was staying at this place called the Keltic Lodge or something like that and they had to close down the pool because moose were hanging around it.

Whaaaattttttt

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

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-teesa-:

9.3.14

lemopi:


salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what
lemopi:


salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

OH

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

OH
queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

tristyntothesea:

Oh my god wow. Dedication.